This place - that's the Speech Accent Archive - is great! Well, I've only listened to a few so far, but it's been great fun.
A man from Edinburgh says something unlikely.
A Glaswegian says the same thing.
Can you guess where this guy is from? Or this one? And what are snow peas?
One last one especially for Em.
(Thanks to the archives of The Midnight Bell for pointing me this way. Does Sean know that The Slaves of Solitude is now in print?)